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Kids Are A Headache | Childfree | Antinatalist Shorts

$30.08

Color: Creme

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Bold, witty, and unapologetic. This childfree design says it all: Kids Are a Headache. Perfect for those embracing the antinatal lifestyle, DINKs (Double Income No Kids), and SINKs (Single Income No Kids) who value freedom, independence, and peace over parenting chaos. A sarcastic reminder that some headaches just aren’t worth it.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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